I’m coming out.  I want the world to know  got to let it show

I’m coming out.  I want the world to know  got to let it show

I’ve got to show the world all that Christmas can be

And the songs that tonight you’ll see

There’s so much more to me

Somehow I have to make you

Just understand I got this show well in hand

And Oh how I’ve have planned:

I’m spreading love, there is not need to fear

And I just feel so good everytime I hear

I’m comin’ out.  I want the world to know got to let it show

I’m coming out. I want the world to know got to let it show.

Santa Claus is Comin to Town

1934 Eddie Cantor Radio Show heralded one this Christmas Carol.

You better watch out, You better not cry.  You better not pout, I’m telling you why:

Santa Claus is coming to town.  
He’s making a list.  He’s checking it twice.  He’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice

Santa Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you’re sleeping

And he knows when you’re awake

He knows if you’ve been bad or good

So be good for goodness sake.

84 years later the lyrics make more November two weeks before Black Friday to sound like this:

You better watch out.  Guard the credit card if you buy on line

Amazon is in your Hard Drive

It’s making a list.  It’s cross- checking it twice.  

t gonna find out just what’s  your best price

Amazon is in your Hard Drive

It sees you when you’re sleeping

And it knows when you’re awake

It has your FITBIT on its screen

So be good and very lean.

You better watch out.  You better prepare.

Guard your card for

He’s EVERYWHERE.

Amazon is in  your Hard Drive.

White Christmas

I’m dreaming of a White Christmas Just like the ones I use to know

With the treetops glistening & children listening to hear sleigh bells in the snow.

I’m dreaming of a White Christmas With every Christmas Card I write

May your days be Merry & Bright, and May all your Christmases be white.

O Come, Little Children Come

O come, Little Children, O come one and all,

To Beethlehem haste, to the manger so small,

God’s son for a gift has been sent you this night

To be your redeemer, your joy and delight.

He’s born in a stable for you and for me

Draw near by the bright gleaming starlight to see

In swaddling clothes lying so meek and so mild

And purer than angels this Heavenly Child.

 T’was the Night Before Christmas (Read by Edward Hudaverdi)

T’was the night before Christmas when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care

In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds

With visions of sugarplums danced in their heads

And mamma in her kerchief, and Dad in his cap

Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter

Away to the window I flew like a flash

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow

Gave the lustre of midday to objects below

When what to my wondering eyes should appear……

….Edward states:  before I continue, let’s here the MICKEY K pre-BLACK FRIDAY version of this 1774 poem:

T’was the weeks before Black Friday when all through the house

Not a computer was silent, not even the computer’s mouse

The want lists were uploaded by all with care

In hopes that an Amazon Drone soon would be there.

The children were on their smartphones while in their beds

With visions of Black Friday bargains danced in their heads.

And mamma in her LuLulemon gym clothes and Dad in his cap

Had just settled an argument about how the budget went snap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter

Dad sprang from his desktop to see what was the matter

Away to the window he flew like a flash

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash

The moonlight glistened on each fallen leaf

Gave brightness enough to see with relief

What to my expectant eyes should appear

But a drone with seven gifts ever so near.

Joy to the World [Bizarre Boso Nova Beat]

Joy to the World, the Lord is come!

Let Earth receive Her KING

Let every heart prepare Him Room

And Heaven and Nature SING

And Heaven and Nature SING

And Heaven and Heaven and nature Sing!

ALL I  WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

Is my two front teeth

My two front teeth

See my two front teeth.

Gee, if I could only

Have my two front teeth

Then I could wish you

Merry Christmas.

Away in the Manger Bizarre POLKA Version

Away in a manger, No crib for His bed, The little Lord Jesus Laid down his Sweet Head

The stars in the bright sky Looked down where He lay, The little Lord Jesus asleep on the hay.

Be near me Lord Jesus,  I ask Thee to stay Close by me Forever And Love me I pray.

Bless all us here tonight In Thy tender care

And take us to Heaven To live with Thee there.

It Came Upon a Midnight Clear

And with the woes of war and life, the world has suffered long

Beneath the angel's’ eyes have rolled two thousand years of wrong

With man at war with man hears not the love song which they bring

So stop the war and here’s to life and hear….and hear….and hear...the angel’s sing!

It came upon a midnight clear that glorious song of old

From angels bending near the earth to touch their harps of gold

Peace on the Earth goodwill to men from heav’ns all gracious King

The world in solemn stillness lay to hear the angels sing.

He rules the world with truth and grace

And Makes the NATIONS PROVE

The glories of his RIGH TEOUS NESS

And WONDERS OF HIS LOVE
And WONDERS OF HIS LOVE
AND WONDERS< WONDERS OF HIS LOVE.

[Albert than INTERLUDES]

2nd T on JOY lyrics

Joy to the world the Lord has come

Let Earth receive her KING

Let Ev.....'ry heart prepare Him room

And HEAVEN AND NATURE SING
And Heav' n and NATURE SING
And HEAVEN AND HEAV'N and NA...TURE SING.

Yet with the woes of war and strife
The world has suf....fered long;

Be...neath the Angel's view have rolled
Two thousand years of wrong;
And war...ring...hu....man...-kind hears not

The love song which they bring.
O stop the wars and cease the strife
And hear the ANGELS sing.

[Albert then INTERLUDES]

2nd T on It Came Upon

It came up...on the mid..night clear,
That glo...rious song of old
From ANGELS bend...ing near the EARTH
To TOUCH their HARPS of gold

Peace on the EARTH, good WILL TO ALL
From HEAV' N's all Gracious KING
The WORLD in SOL...EMM still...ness lay
TO HEAR THE AN....GELS SING.

Silent Night, Holy Night
Beth...le...hem sleeps through such light
Hosts above the heavenly pair
Songs of Angels fill the air
SING OF HEA..ven...ly PEA...Ce
SING of HEA...ven...ly PEA...Ce

[Then ALBERT does a quiet backdrop to my telling the WWI event where no guns were fired in a CEASE FIRE Dec. 26th 1917]

2nd on SILENT NIGHT

Silent Night, Holy Night
All is Calm, All is Bright
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child
Holy In fant So Tender and Mild
SLEEP in HEA..ven..ly PEACE
SLEEP in HEA...ven..ly PEACE.

No..che de paz, Noche de a..mor
To...do duer me en; de...rre...dor.
So.....lo ve...lan mi ran...do la faz,
De...su ni..no en ange li..ca paz
Jo....se Ma...ri ...a en Be...lan
Jo...se Mar...ri ..a en Be...lan.

ALL I  WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

Is my two front teeth

My two front teeth

See my two front teeth.

Gee, if I could only

Have my two front teeth

Then I could wish you

Merry Christmas

Away in the Manger Bizarre POLKA Version

Away in a manger, No crib for His bed, The little Lord Jesus Laid down his Sweet Head

The stars in the bright sky Looked down where He lay, The little Lord Jesus asleep on the hay.

Be near me Lord Jesus,  I ask Thee to stay Close by me Forever And Love me I pray.

Bless all us here tonight In Thy tender care

And take us to Heaven To live with Thee there.

It Came Upon a Midnight Clear

And with the woes of war and life, the world has suffered long

Beneath the angel's’ eyes have rolled two thousand years of wrong

With man at war with man hears not the love song which they bring

So stop the war and here’s to life and hear….and hear….and hear...the angel’s sing!

It came upon a midnight clear that glorious song of old

From angels bending near the earth to touch their harps of gold

Peace on the Earth goodwill to men from heav’ns all gracious King

The world in solemn stillness lay to hear the angels sing.

The first Noel, the Angels did say

Was to certain poor shepherds in fields as they lay

In fields as they lay keeping their sheep

On a cold winter’s night that was so deep.

NOEL  NOEL NOEL NOEL BORN IS THE KING OF ISRAEL

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